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Lecture

Teacher:- Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Raju:- No ma'am! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher:- Why?
Raju:- My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

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Name: John

Place: Bangalore

Potato

Lady:- My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Inspector:- Why don't you cook something else?

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Name: John

email: Bangalore
 

 Bikhari and Kanjoos

Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine theen din se khana nahin khaya hai
Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga , pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai?

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Name: Ravi

Place: Bangalore

Smoking

Sales Girl:- Sorry Sir, you can't smoke here.
Customer:- But I bought this cigarette from this store only.
Sales Girl:- We sell condom also, but it doesn't mean u start F***ing here.

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Name: Ravi

Place: Bangalore

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