Animals

Teacher:- tell me 5 animals who can stay in water?
Pappu:- Frog.
Teacher:- Good and ........
Pappu:- and and ....frog ka mother ,father,wife and bacha

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Name: John

Place: Bangalore

Answering Machine

Hi. This is John:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

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email: Bangalore
 

 Sun and Moon

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the
day time when we don't need it".

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Name: Ravi

Place: Bangalore

Nine out of ten

A patient was suffering from a diseases and he was badly in trouble so he went to the doctor and asked:

Patient:- "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor:- "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the
disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

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Name: Ravi

Place: Bangalore

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