Our Sardarji was filling up an application
form for a job.
He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column "Salary Expected":
He was not sure as to what to be filled there.
After much thought he wrote: Yes
Teacher: Do u know why Children's day is
Celebrated on November 14th Child: Yes Ma'am. Teacher: Why? Child: B'cos it comes exactly 9 months after Valentine's day.
A Sardarji was fed up with all the jokes about
him. He got sick of it. So, he went home angry and told his wife "Tell me one
joke in which I'm not involved"
His wife promptly replied "I'm Pregnant"
