School Ahead, Go Slow

Teacher: Why are you late?
Gunda: Because of the sign board.
Teacher: What sign board?
Gunda: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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Name: Manju

Place: Bangalore

H2O

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Gunda: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: what r u talking about?
Gunda: Yesterday u said H to O.

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Name: Vishal

Place: Mysore

SUICIDE!

Husband to Hotel Manager: Come fast, my wife wants to jump out of the window and commit SUICIDE!!
Hotel Manager: What can I do, sir?
Husband: You IDIOT, the window is NOT OPENING!

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Name: Hemanth

Place: Hassan

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